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♥ codename: 006; OTHER, PLEASE SEE OOC NOTES

May 28, 2011 16:33

[ Good morning, Demeleier! When you wake up and go around the village for a moment, it's not hard to spot.. new additions to the village everywhere. And with new additions, I mean the fact that there are papers with the same text spread all throughout the village. Why yes, someone here can be digilent, just for the wrong reasons. If you bother to ( Read more... )

the personification of yaoi fangirls, it's her, without love it cannot be seen!!!, even with love it can't be seen, *other, *ic, in which karkat is embarassed once again, gossip girl much, this is the world's only hope, love knows no bounds, *entry, get your shipping goggles on, what is tact, in her dreams she's the star, as a mun i apologize for this post, isn't this illegal

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Mailbox as_you_command May 28 2011, 19:37:00 UTC

[ His letter is written in a neat script, but there are many points where his quill hesitates before moving on to the next word. This is probably something he should have drafted out and then written up, concisely, but he's taken just a bit off guard by being on the list in the first place. (Strikeouts are just thoughts, and not actually on the paper! He isn't THAT bad.)

Is this the fault of that doppleganger? ]

To whom it may not concern,

I demand to know what evidence you have to support your claims. Is there something I am missing?

--Gilbert GP Guilford

reloved May 28 2011, 19:52:47 UTC

dear mister guilford!

i'm sorry, but as a true love doctor i have to keep the finer nuances behind the list a secret. i can assure you though i got all of this straight off the network out of first hand observations!

lots of love,

the love doctor

as_you_command May 28 2011, 20:55:42 UTC

The reason behind my inquiry is more serious than the motives you purport in your flyer. I am interested in specific incidents, as I believe your information might be from a compromised source.

I must know what you have seen.

--Guilford

reloved May 28 2011, 21:09:25 UTC

dear mister guilford,

i'm really sorry, but i seriously can't do that! this would make me the worst love doctor who ever existed, and i definitely don't want to be that. i suggest checking back on older posts, hm?

the love doctor, with love!!

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reloved May 28 2011, 20:07:44 UTC

[ It's okay, Minako is fourteen and still resists writing proper letters. ]

dear confused little girl,

i'm not the expert on that (you should ask karkat), but it's sort of being like.. best friends forever!! you know what that is, right?

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reloved May 29 2011, 12:40:17 UTC

he's the grey guy with the horns who likes to yell a lot! he's sort of noticable because of that, i guess..

sakutaro.. oh, isn't that the kid with the cat-like ears? he's your moirail? oh no, now i'll have to change the schedule again.. tell me all the details!! the juicy details!!!

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Mailbox! notmycreampuffs May 28 2011, 20:27:51 UTC

[The most secret of responses.]

reloved May 28 2011, 20:50:50 UTC

[ The most troll, you mean.. ]

dear anonymous!!

even though i am the goddess of love, we goddesses are prone to making mistakes from time to time too! i'm willing to add whatever new information people bring me, since i'm quite the benevolent goddess.

love,

the love doctor

notmycreampuffs May 28 2011, 20:56:17 UTC

[I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

And the reply.]

reloved May 28 2011, 21:10:37 UTC

dear anonymous,

this is true, it's an oversight on my part to leave out the fae.. huh, maybe i should try going to talk to some about their whirlwind romances for once!! i could make one of these for the fae too. you are clearly nothing but a genius, anonymous!

... wait, a trick? what sort of trick?

the love doctor!!

toplay_thefool May 28 2011, 20:35:07 UTC

re: Yosuke and Souji.

Which one is the wife?

reloved May 28 2011, 20:57:20 UTC

dear curious person,

this is actually a very hard question and i could only properly express it in an essay! but to keep it short here, i say they would both be eligible for that role.. souji seems to be able to do more traditional wife duties, but yosuke just.. seems more like the wife..

it's very hard to explain these nuances!

toplay_thefool May 28 2011, 21:21:24 UTC

That seems well thought out.

Thank you.

reloved May 28 2011, 21:37:33 UTC

no problem, anything for my devoted fans!

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Mailbox... contract_this May 28 2011, 20:43:31 UTC

There is nothing to figure out.

You will also not include my name or Madoka's in any future publications.

reloved May 28 2011, 20:58:45 UTC

dear homura,

i assure you this is all based on public information found over the network! but if you truly insist, don't worry, i won't! but the goddess of love and-- well, in this case moirail.. ness... will watch over you!!

contract_this May 30 2011, 07:55:23 UTC

There is no need for you to do that.

reloved May 30 2011, 18:17:22 UTC

oh, so you're that confident over your moilrailness?

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