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♥ codename: 006; OTHER, PLEASE SEE OOC NOTES

May 28, 2011 16:33

[ Good morning, Demeleier! When you wake up and go around the village for a moment, it's not hard to spot.. new additions to the village everywhere. And with new additions, I mean the fact that there are papers with the same text spread all throughout the village. Why yes, someone here can be digilent, just for the wrong reasons. If you bother to ( Read more... )

the personification of yaoi fangirls, it's her, without love it cannot be seen!!!, even with love it can't be seen, *other, *ic, in which karkat is embarassed once again, gossip girl much, this is the world's only hope, love knows no bounds, *entry, get your shipping goggles on, what is tact, in her dreams she's the star, as a mun i apologize for this post, isn't this illegal

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meanwhile... protectsfools May 28 2011, 20:50:09 UTC

[aigis is outside, holding a copy of the list in her hands. she keeps looking at it, as if having trouble understanding what it's supposed to be.

actually, that's exactly right.]

Love-love list...? What is it supposed to accomplish?

reloved May 28 2011, 21:08:18 UTC

[ There might be a Minako snooping around the village for reactions.. Without giving away it's her, of course. Or trying to and mostly failing later on. ]

Oh, did you find one of these too? [ She runs towards Aigis, holding one of the lists in her hands. ] Don't you think they're really interesting?

protectsfools May 28 2011, 21:12:35 UTC

It is rather intriguing, and well-made! But I...

[she looks at it once more]

... don't know what it's for.

reloved May 28 2011, 21:35:10 UTC

Um, well.. To me it seems like some sort of listing of couples-- although that's just my own interpretation of it, of course!

[ A laugh. Yes, Minako, you're the smoothest. ]

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mailbox theonlyteddie May 28 2011, 23:22:06 UTC

YOSKAY & SENSEII R MARRIED?!?

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!

Y WASNT I INVITED 2 THE WEDIGN!??!?!

reloved May 29 2011, 12:37:36 UTC

dear person with the huge handwriting,

they aren't married.....

YET!!!!

so i would keep my eyes out for this potential event and make sure you get invited when it does happen!! make sure to ask them for an invitation for the love doctor too, okay?

theonlyteddie May 30 2011, 06:14:52 UTC

OK!!!! dont worry ill ask for an invitashin for u!!! :)

reloved May 30 2011, 18:16:08 UTC

i like you!!! if i would be here in person i would totally give you a high five right now.

but since i only have this paper, this will have to be enough.

\o

I HOPE THIS IS READABLE 8( unholy_rebirth May 29 2011, 04:03:12 UTC

To the Love Doctor,

I am looking for someone to care for, but I was not on any of your lists. Please help me find someone.

Signed,

Lonely

IT IS! don't worry, bbycakes. ♥ reloved May 29 2011, 12:39:07 UTC

dear lonely,

poor thing.. don't worry, even the love doctor herself knows how horrible such a situation that is! those long, cold, lonely nights.. the little sighs.. the dramatic single tear...

but don't worry, i'll make sure all of your problems will be over just like that!! just tell me what sort of guy or girl you're looking for and i'll make the perfect match!!!!

with love,

the love doctor

<333 unholy_rebirth May 29 2011, 16:30:23 UTC

Love Doctor,

Thank you so much. I am hoping to find someone kind and understanding. Perhaps with a sense of humor. A cute guy would be preferred.

Signed,

Lonely

reloved May 29 2011, 16:38:14 UTC

dear lonely,

i like you!!! you have exactly the same taste as me! maybe you're just me writing letters to myself in my sleep, but that would be sort of weird so i guess you're not! do you perhaps already have a preference for any of the men in the village..? come on, confess! ♥

xoxo,

the love doctor

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[MAILBOX][oh was there a difference before the edit? :3c andallforone May 31 2011, 22:38:30 UTC

Dear 'Love Doctor'

I am not gay. I have never been and I never will be gay. I have nothing wrong with anyone who is gay but I'm just not like that, okay? I'm not gay for Souji and I am NOT gay for Schneizel.

Stop spreading lies like this!

it's not like we needed that pre-edit to know that. ;) reloved June 1 2011, 14:00:30 UTC

dear guy totally not stuck in narnia,

there aren't any lies here, right? it's just speculations on the love doctor's part! and don't worry, i have a real nose for these sort of things.

... you sure repeated that thing about not being gay a lot though.

love,

the love doctor

:)) andallforone June 5 2011, 13:22:45 UTC

hey!

don't be so freaking nasty! there's no way you can be a 'love doctor' if you just insult people who comment!

reloved June 5 2011, 15:36:38 UTC

it wasn't supposed to be an insult! as a love doctor i'm totally for free love! nothing should stand in the way of true and meant to be love, after all!!

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sdrawkcabsllort May 31 2011, 22:45:02 UTC

DEAR FUCKASS

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOIRALLEGIANCE. NOR, EVIDENTLY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A MATESPRIT SINCE YOU PEDDLE THESE PATENTLY FALSE SHIPS AS THOUGH THEY WERE A MOTHERFUCKING FACT.

STOP DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD THAT YOU SHIT TOENAILS AND BOOT POLISH FOR A FUCKING MONTH.

SIGNED,

KARKAT VANTAS.

PS STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LOVE LIFE SPECIFICALLY.

reloved June 1 2011, 14:02:08 UTC

dear karkat,

oh, so you already have someone in mind? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

with love,

the love doctor

[ Why yes, she's totally ignoring most of that just for that last ps. ]

sdrawkcabsllort June 5 2011, 14:04:35 UTC

DEAR SHITSTAIN ON GOD'S UNDERWEAR,

YEAH, MY OTP IS MY SICKLE/YOUR LOBE STEM. DON'T PISS ALL OVER MY SHIP.

FUCK YOU,

KARKAT VANTAS

reloved June 5 2011, 15:37:45 UTC

come on, karkat!! if you're just going to be such a spoilsport about it, you are practically forcing me to think up possibilities for you instead, you know!

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