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[reluctantnanny]

O-OF COURSE...!

[ Germany came across the candy and immediately deduced their usage as a general fairly platonic Valentines' Day gift among children. So much less complicated than making chocolates that could be mistaken for the wrong kind! And these had such charming colors. Even though the sayings on them confused him, he sent them in the mail

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oh germany u so smooth

[viva_io]

Germany, Germany! Isn't this a great holiday, Germany?

like buttah

[reluctantnanny]

I suppose.

Did you receive my gift in the mail, Italy?

[viva_io]

Nope!

I need some help though, Germany!

[reluctantnanny]

O-Oh. What is it?

THE CUTE OH DEAR LORD WHYYYYYY

[hateslonglines]

Of course, what, Germany?

DID AUSTRIA EAT "2 CUTE" YET

[reluctantnanny]

I found a suitable and practical way to participate in the holiday without any chance for misunderstandings, whatsoever!

DRONE!AERITH IS A CRUEL DRONE AND SHOVED IT DOWN HIS THROAT.

[hateslonglines]

I see, and what might that be?

AERITH, MY HERO

[reluctantnanny]

Here, I'll give one to you as well. Happy Valen...tines...D... *halfway through handing the pouch of candy to Austria, he just freezes and stares.* ...? Your face...

[ciaobastards]

[guess who didn't realize they were from Germany and ate a white candy heart]

F-fuck this, I can't believe I feel this way about you, of all goddamn people, but I-I...

[reluctantnanny]

What on earth are you muttering about? Speak up.

whoops, i meant a pink one, sorry

[ciaobastards]

Fine! I...I...

I KIND OF LOVE YOU, GODAMMIT IT ALL!

OOOOOHOHOHO~

[reluctantnanny]

..............................

Leave me alone, Romano, I've got enough to worry about without your ridiculous backwards insults.

[spacepeach]

Is everything okay, Germany?

[reluctantnanny]

Yes, actually, for once! I'm just handing out gifts to everyone.

Happy Valentines' Day, MOMO. *have some various candies! he was sure to include almost every kind in every pouch.*

[spacepeach]

Oh, thank you! They look so yummy!

[MOMO munches on a heart thoughtfully... then suddenly runs forward and wraps her arms around Germany, giving him a huge kiss on the cheek. Then the forehead. Then anywhere else she can reach.]

[reluctantnanny]

lfjka s;as;fsadfsds;--

*CAN'T

STOP HER

WH-WH-WHAT SHOULD HE DO - HE JUST STANDS THERE WITH HIS ARMS FLAILING USELESSLY, FACE RED AS A BEET*

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Finally the sane person]

Germany, don't eat the candy.

[reluctantnanny]

Tiffany..? What candy? *hopes England doesn't pop out of nowhere and breath down his neck*

[the_wee_big_hag]

The small candy hearts with writing on them. They seem to be effecting people and causing them to act differently.

[reluctantnanny]

MOMO ate one of them. She reacted strangely.

Is it...any of the candies? ALL of them? I've done something terrible without realizing it.