Achtundzwanzig [action]

[reluctantnanny]

[[ooc: Backdated to a short time (within a day or two?) after Prussia's entry inquiring about the status of Germany's purity.]]

[The book collection of German literature he regained was nice. The white flag that Italy made for him made him stop and ponder silently. The third regain was an empty box. Germany understood why it was empty the instant

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[beamiracle]

[Just walking on by while carrying some assignments from school when suddenly, mud wrestling on someone's lawn.

Okay, then.]

[reluctantnanny]

[They didn't MEAN for it to be mud wrestling, Germany just wanted it outside so they wouldn't break things indoors!! And it rained...

And dammit the mud makes things slippery, they keep ending up on the ground with a heavy SQUELCH sound every so often]

[armywithcountry]

[Currently in the mud pinned underneath Germany. He takes a second to shake the mud out of his hair before grabbing his brother's shoulders and slamming his knee in between them to try and throw him off.]

[beamiracle]

[OW that looks painful.

Lion was trying not to disturb either of them in their...fight, but seeing that makes him let out a startled noise without realizing it.]

[techno_mancer]

[Quinn just happened to be passing on the other side of the street when he comes across this scene.

...What.

Well, might as well enjoy the view, right?

He stops, leans up against a telephone pole, lights up a cigarette, and cheers them both on.]

Yeah! Teach him a lesson he won't forget!

[reluctantnanny]

[You're cheering Germany on rite

not that he needs your peanut gallery cheers

too busy kicking and punching Bruder to notice them completely]

[armywithcountry]

Hahaha, will do!

[OBVIOUSLY their audience is cheering the most awesome brother on, which is totally him right...anyway, he's just gonna attempt to bodyslam Germany into the ground you're welcome Quinn]

[techno_mancer]

[This is as close as we'll get to WWE in this town.]

YEAH! Give 'im the People's Elbow or whatever!

[politerudeness]

[ just

stares and watches

his thought process goes roughly like this: o-oh... g-germany-san is... s-so... a-aah iyaaan ;/////; a-and prussia-san isn't too bad either... a-and they're wresting... together... shirtless... huffhuffpuff this is some amazing doujin material *u* ]

[reluctantnanny]

[GERMANY IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN NOT TO REMEMBER HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT so you better not bring this up Japan, for the love of god

anyway, back to your regularly scheduled(??) program, slippery muscles straining and flexing...pained grunts and sharp intakes of breath...hair getting messed up do I need to go on]

[armywithcountry]

[HEY HOW COME PRUSSIA DOESN'T GET AN IYAAAAAN just because he's not made of muscles like some people!!

but yes, heavy panting, wild eyes, muddied skin...there is even, whenever Germany gets any of his extremities close enough to Prussia's mouth, some attempted biting going on, because what is fighting fair.]

1/3

[politerudeness]

[ oh yes prussia-san is very nice too ;///; b-but... those muscles...! uwaaah oh biting so kinky--

n-no, why is he thinking that... his one and only true love is 2D-

but he can't deny that... this scene is... just too much.... for his poor maidenly heart....! ]

[kleinefurstin]

[not impressed] Please make sure to wash up before coming back home.

[yeah she doesn't care if either of them are really paying attention to her, but it had to be said]

[reluctantnanny]

[Not answering, too busy to do so properly, but come on now this is Germany we're talking about, he won't let you down when it comes to cleanliness!!

WAR IS JUST MESSY]

[armywithcountry]

Don't worry, I'll be sure to dump him in the pond or something after I'm done with him!

[huff huff punching kicking etc]

[kleinefurstin]

He'll smell like dead lobsters, then. A real bath--for both of you.

[muskatli]

[Guess who also lives there, and had been watching the fight with a mix of awe, horror, and befuddlement?]

[muskatli]

[And watching.]

[muskatli]

[And yes, this is just ridiculous and maybe a little bit hot]

What do you two think you're doing?!

[reluctantnanny]

[Dammit Mom's here]

Everything's fine. No problems.

[Just trying to work his way out of a choke-hold. He can get it, just give him a minute.]