So, tomorrow is match day. The day when fourth year medical students across the country find out where they will be spending the next 3-7 years of their lives. Where they will be training to become whatever sort of doctor they are going to become. This isn't as exciting for me, because I know where I'm going already, thanks to the military's early ( Read more... )

Have you heard the good news ( Read more... )

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While passing a group of people I got whiffs of, in this order:

fish sticks
cigarette smoke
broccoli fart

Drano Bomb: Like a water balloon, only filled with drano. Useful for causing alkali burns on your opponent. Alkali burns are much worse than acid burns ( Read more... )

I'm doing a rotation in the ER this month. Somebody commented to me that they imagine the ER like it is on TV, but that it probably isn't that exciting ( Read more... )

RABBIT RABBIT

alright, here ya go ( Read more... )

In the spirit of most recent stupid Pat Robertson quote ( Read more... )