I just got back from watching the midnight showing of Prisoner of Azkaban. A-fucking-mazing! Sure there were lots of things that were different from the book but all in all, it was a great fucking movie. I can't wait to see it again!

Well I gotta get to bed. Gotta be up in 4 hours!

So my parents hinted at the fact that they might help me in purchasing a new car. I'm stoked. Hopefully it all works out, if not, I could always drive my present car off a cliff ( Read more... )

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And so it goes. The time that my fairy godmother has granted me is up. I must return or my airplane will turn into a pumpkin and well... you know that pumpkins don't fly very well. So go, I must... but fear not, for I am leaving a wooden shoe in the form of a Batbear, and I will come back so we can watch Prisoner of Azkaban ( Read more... )

Off to have the time of my life.

Don't write.

Don't call.

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the coffee...
A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf ( Read more... )

The new Harry Potter trailer is out and it brings tears to my eyes! It's so great! Time to re-read the series.

I'm getting over a sickness. I'm not sure exactly what was wrong. I guess what wasn't wrong would be a better question. I didn't make it out to Vegas to see my nephew and I feel terrible about it. I drove out there like I had planned and on the way I had to pull over twice to paint the asphalt with my vomit. Pretty colors. After that I called my ( Read more... )

( So I dub thee Unforgiven )

Oh why can't I be what you need ( Read more... )