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[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and

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[blueishotter]

[W E L P.

Guess who is getting chucked into the truck by Freddie. His zombie friend that really just tried to bite him and that was the end of the friendship.]

Holy shit-- I didn't think zombies could do that!

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[ MEANWHILE, Freddie thinks you're the tastiest morsel he has ever seen ever, Rin. He wants to deepen your friendship. Wants to know you, intimately.

Freddie may or may not be batting his lashes at you. Right. Now. ]

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[ P.S: a lash just fell. ]

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[ And another. ]

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[Riding shotgun in a jeep that may or may not be being driven by Nathan Young, but definitely is careening around chasing the truck--and being chased by a car full of zombies itself (playing loud zombie rap and whooping--except the one trying to find his jaw on the floor), Guy has a shotgun trained on the zombie passengers.]

[Too bad he's a terrible shot and this is a bumby ride.]

Hey! Is anyone alive over there?

roflmao I'm so sorry / TROLLS FOREVER

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[ As if on cue, a part of the truck's back door explodes well, not really, but, revealing a fetching group of young ladies.

One of them apparently took the time to make a white flag out of pieces of lingerie.

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, GUY. WHAT WILL YOU DO. ]

You are not sorry and ilu

[servidude]

[Well they're allll the way over there so it's not too terrifying. Yet. Oh god.]

Uh-- [The jeep careens closer, and Guy realizes he's the only one! (unless someone threadjacks this or becomes magically a passenger all along) who can jump over there and save the ladies.]

Just a minute ladies...

[Behind them the lowrider full of frat zombies veers closer, with some yeeeeaaarrrrhaaaawwwghhhh whooping.]

/ MAKES THIS THREAD THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

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[ oh, man, YES, their hero, the kidnapped Victoria's Secret models are so thrilled, Guy, except -

...except they're kind of wrinkling their noses, and the flag-bearer seems legitimately annoyed. ]

Um, like, that's nice, but... isn't there someone more --- fit who can do this? Like... this is cute? But? Ummmm? Yeah.

[dude_imbatman]

[Dean has been doing the shoot them up thing, trying to save people and avoid getting shot in the process. He's got his eye on that slaughterhouse truck and a plan to shoot out tires.

But there are girls.

With a white lingerie flag.

Surely they need saving.

Right?]

/THREADJACK?

[blueishotter]

[STICKING HIS HEAD OUT A WINDOW WHEN HE SEES DEAN. Him and a bunch of girls with lingerie and a zombie that's hitting on him.]

Hey, d'you think you can help me!? [REALLY HOPING HE'S HEARD.]

/also threadjacks

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[A MAN IN A JEEP WITH A SHOTGUN swerves into view.]

Hey you two---Um, if one of you could get the girls, I can provide cover fire. Probably.

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[ FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE BACKGROUND ]

Can you guys, like, moisturize?

ITT / IN THIS TRUCK --

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[ ...small, seemingly sleeping children.

Tread... lightly... ]

[blueishotter]

[Dude.

He had no idea there were kids in here in this entire mess.

At least they... seem okay...?]

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[ Awwww, look at these cute, baby angels...

..........one of whom is clearly infected and inching closer and closer to Rin's leg, oh joy. ]

[demonwhisperer]

[Look, kid, you're cute and all, but really, you do not belong in this world anymore. GET OUT.

Enjoy the bullets to the brain!]

TO WHOMEVER IS MAYBE DRIVING THIS VEHICLE:

[scontros]

[ he's swinging his sword around and cutting heads off out the window and in the truck BECAUSE THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE OKAY ]

WHAT THE HELL TURN LEFT!!

[scontros]

VOIII YOU MISSED THAT TRASH RIGHT THERE

it wasn't.

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THAT WAS A GREEN LIGHT

...............thanks Squalo. thanks.

[demonwhisperer]

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I don't think traffic signals matter at this point!