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[renegare]

[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and

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[harutastic]

WHAT'S GOING ON, HAHI?!

[demonwhisperer]

[A GD ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YOU IDIOT.

er-]

Ah, miss, you may want to find something to defend yourself with. These creatures are highly contagious, not to mention dangerous.

yeah this is somehow action and haru is somehow a survivor idek

[harutastic]

[RUDE.

er-

AS SHE WHIRLS AROUND, YOU MAY NOTICE: 1. she is covered in splotches of red and black pain resembling blood and such, 2. her face is very dirty, 3. she is wielding a big metal spoon (for your delicious zombie sauces? yeah who knows), and 4. -- ahem]

Haru knows that, why do you think Haru's in disguise?!

[DUH.]

[scontros]

[ TOO GOOD A DISGUISE HARU. Beware of Squalo indiscriminately slashing shit up. HE NEEDS LITTLE CONVINCING OBVSLY ]

[harutastic]

[SCREAM, NO!!! ABORT MISSION, ABORT, ABORT - HIDING BEHIND WHOEVER IS HUMAN AND NEAR HER (WHY DOES SHE GET INTO THESE SITUATIONS, WHY oh right the cosplay...)]

HARU IS HUMAN! HUMAN - SEE? ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS FUNCTIONING...WATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT, HAHI!!

[scontros]

VOII, how much slashing do you think you'll get done with that spoon?!!

[harutastic]

Haru is a pacifist, okay?! And - not everyone is slashing around -

[smacks another zombie trying to get a grip on the truck-in-motion accross the nose - momma raised warriors, fools! - then gives him a smug look.]

See? See? Efficient and not gory!

[scontros]

Heeeeey... [ That won't work but. okay. he'll have to look out for her :| And he cuts up the zombie she just smacked! ]

Why aren't you hiding somewhere back home?!?!

1/2

[harutastic]

Whoo - teamwork! [Throwing hands in the air - caught in a moment here, let her have this. Shh. Shh..]

[harutastic]

Hahi - Haru doesn't know - isn't sure - but if there's a wish, maybe Haru could use one for someone!

1/2

[scontros]

[ Okay :| LET HER THINK THAT'S THE CASE asdfjgh he doesn't even know ]

[scontros]

Vooiii.....................................................

[ on wishes: ] What the hell are you talking about?!?!

[harutastic]

[It is totally teamwork. :|]

Is this really the moment to debate?!

[scontros]

[ HAHAHA he still doesn't even know and he never will sob ]

HEEEY, I guess not!! [ slashes up more zombies!! they totally need chickflick music blaring right about now ]

[harutastic]

[Chickflick music? Forget that! You have your very own soundtrack consisting of Haru humming the song of Mission Impossible. You know - because it relaxes her, somehow. Singing - not thinking about all those zombies who were once people, who she is smacking so violently for him to finish off afterwards. Sing and survive, Haru.

Sing.

And survive.]

[scontros]

[ Wow. As he continues finishing off the dazed zombies in Haru's wake, Squalo feels like. Like this is like. A gangster's paradise.

EXCEPT NOT but who's counting ]