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Jun 14, 2011 17:39

[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and ( Read more... )

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Re: INTERLUDE renegare June 14 2011, 19:55:17 UTC

[ Meanwhile, Zombie!Elvis totally has this covered and starts MUMBLING A WEDDING CEREMONY. ]

Dzhhhooo... hooo... Frddddrrrick... Mllrrrrn... take... human frrrr wife?

[ Oh look, Freddie is - well, he's uh - Elvis is not convinced ]

Zhhhhat a... yesh?

[ SOMETHING HAPPENS, LIGHTNING STRIKES, etc, Zombie!Elvis is finally in on this. ]

Yesssh he doesh! Do zhhooou.... human...

[ a pause brimming with depth and meaning. it's so philosophical, Elvis' shoulder pops off on the floor. He, er. Got overcome by feelings. He does this for every wedding. ]

The hmmman doesh. Ahhh now pronounshhhh zhou. Man. And. Wife.

1/2; HURTS TO LAUGH, CAN'T BREATHE blueishotter June 14 2011, 19:56:50 UTC

[SNAPPED OUT OF... INTROSPECTION AND ANGST... BY A FLYING ZOMBIE HEAD. And now he has withered pansies in his hands and. Zombie elvis reverend??

Is this seriously a thing that is happening.]

blueishotter June 14 2011, 19:57:35 UTC

Hey-- shouldn't I get a say in this kinda stuff!??

demonwhisperer June 14 2011, 20:00:45 UTC

[When did this become Hell. IT WAS SO SUDDEN. LIKE A SUCKERPUNCH. Or a staple to the eye.

For once, he is utterly speechless.]

blueishotter June 14 2011, 20:04:07 UTC

Yukio-- is there a way for me to get outta this??

demonwhisperer June 14 2011, 20:05:57 UTC

[Staring. His brother, the corpse lover.]

blueishotter June 14 2011, 20:07:07 UTC

[HE DOES NOT LOVE CORPSES, THEY LOVE HIM.]

Yukio!

renegare June 14 2011, 20:08:19 UTC

[ HUSBAND SMASH??? ]

Braaa'nnnn law... behaaave. Witsh. Wife.

demonwhisperer June 14 2011, 20:12:44 UTC

[What.]

I wish you all the happiness in the world.

[Let us slowly back away.]

blueishotter June 14 2011, 20:14:01 UTC

--Yukio! Don't leave me here!

[He's just gonna... follow him okay.]

demonwhisperer June 14 2011, 20:16:55 UTC

Why, Nii-san? Have you tired of your zombie spouse already?

blueishotter June 14 2011, 20:29:06 UTC

No-ye-- no-- it's just that I didn't get a choice in this whole thing!

demonwhisperer June 14 2011, 20:33:54 UTC

If you had taken the time to study your fiance and his kind, you would know zombies don't care about trivialities like 'choices'.

servidude June 14 2011, 19:57:55 UTC

[Did he just see a wedding performed...? What? Well it looks like Rin worked out his relationship issues after all.]

Congratulations!

[Shouted you know, between taking shots at the zombies in the low rider behind them.]

blueishotter June 14 2011, 20:02:41 UTC

I didn't even get a choice!

servidude June 14 2011, 20:06:31 UTC

Why ruin the moment?

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