An Ode to Stefanny MeyerCrotch

Although the night was freezing cold,

The prospect of man love had him sold.

Thoughts of Bella in a khaki smock,

Left him with a deflated cock.

Emmett and Jasper had had enough,

He was always trying to grab their stuff.

The playful incest had come undone,

With the forceful entry of Edwards thumb.

Emmett declared he was a ( Read more... )

 

A/N: My delightful story taken from ff.net. Dedicated to all the "Jake the submissive "dillusional morons in the world. Jake is fiery hotness, HE IS NOT THE SUB. Eddie is a pussy, he is the sub. So suck on that.

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I was in the laundry ironing my slacks when the smell hit my nose. Dog. Not just any dog. Him.

“Hey leech” he said with a ( Read more... )

I have no idea what this is for or if I'm even supposed to write here but meh...sucks for u if u wasted ur time reading it.

ANYWAY so this guy at my work gave me a t-shirt that says "and then Buffy staked Edward "or something of that nature. It was delightful.