Sometimes I think my life is very comparable to small sheets of bubble wrap....not the big bubble wrap....the small stuff...you know the stuff you would wrap glasses with or maybe plates. Its embarressing how much my life resembles large bubble wrap.

Don't go.

OH well...shit....I guess I am just going to have to tell everyone that my life sucks. Not really . Its actually pretty fucking sweet. I just want to fit in with everyone else on this website and try and make myself sound pathetic so people will feel sorry for me and then others will act as if they give a re-god-damn-diculas shit about me. I just ( Read more... )

Remember that time that everyone came over to my house and wrecked it and then left the next morning while the house looked and smelled like shit. Yeah I don't like it when people poop in the bathroom. It wouldn't be so bad except that whenm people do it they don't go in the toilet...they go on the floor...or in the shower or sink. People have some ( Read more... )

Lets have a contest...this is for all of my friends out there....lets see how many times you can include the word "goose" into your next live journal posting. For all of you can achieve a score of 10 or more and at the same time not sound like a fucking jackass, I will personally take you out to eat at your favorite fastfood restaurant. Thanks to ( Read more... )

I hope you don't mind...that I put down in words....ummmm yeah.

I've got a great new idea to make some money for the house....and Zak actually like the idea. Here it is: What we are going to do isHave a huge ass party in two weeks, make fliers, send out invites, phone tree, the whole works...anyway, hopefully we will get about 6249672 people to come. Then before the party starts we are going to get a keg, which ( Read more... )

Good news everyone...I went pee indoors last night! I actually did it!

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I have to go to the bathroom...the weird point of this story is I wake up...skip passed the bathroom, which is about 32 inches away from my bedroom, and go all the way to the garage door and outside, just so I can go olutside in the sometimes snowing, freezing cold. I think I may have a problem. ( Read more... )

Yesterday was the BEST day of my entire life!!!! Not really, thats just what everyone writes on here so people will read all about their pointless boring lives. Yesterday I went to church, then ate some lunch at Don Paublo's, came home and went to bed until 10, woke up put in a movie and went back to bed. Thats it. The same exact thing could have ( Read more... )