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wahhh
wahhh
wahhh

do you want me to call the wahh-mbulance?

it took me a long time to find one of these that suited me,
but here it is:


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p.s.

if you are a darling, dear
who reads my public entries
comment!
and i'm sure to add you
(and if you don't have an lj
i can give you the password
to a miscellaneous one i set up)

i find that i have been added
to luke smith's list of bloggers
by someone
without my permission

which means that all
of my past and future entries
which are not totally innocuous
will now be friends only

thanks,
asshole

Osaka: I think that when Christmas-time comes...
Chiyo: Yes?
Osaka: There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean. "Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.

my hair is so black
that one could not imagine anything more black

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life sucks

so what?