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[repairedbywebs]

Sweet, sweet cars.

Now that the killer has been...caught, shall we say, can it be said that things will return to normal? Except for my primary design assistant gone - that's upsetting.

Will someone be a dear and show me the fastest way to remedy that?

Now Hiring. There.

And no nasty rumors. I'm quite done with that.

Comments

[thunderwitch]

Rumors are dreadful things.

[repairedbywebs]

Any about you?

[thunderwitch]

There's always a few. You?

[repairedbywebs]

There is the one about me eating people.

[knightbalanced]

Why is everybody so worked up over cars?

[repairedbywebs]

I love cars.

[knightbalanced]

How come?

I've never been in one.

[repairedbywebs]

I love their insides. Intricacy fascinates me.

[favored_son]

Rumors? Do tell.

[repairedbywebs]

Apparently I eat people.

[favored_son]

You do?

[repairedbywebs]

No, of course not.

[taejotogokhan]

What does the job entail?

[repairedbywebs]

What are your skills pretty little thing?

[taejotogokhan]

I can do just about anything that involves a car. I got most of my assembly experience in a factory, but I still know what's what. I can even detail.

[repairedbywebs]

....really.

I'll hire you.

[not_so_smooth]

Someone spreading rumors about you? It's usually because people are jealous that they do that.

[repairedbywebs]

Jealous of my charm or my beauty, which do you think?

[not_so_smooth]

This is a trick question. There should be an "all of the above" option. Plus like... 10 more descriptor words too that people could be jealous of. I mean, a minimum of 10, probably more.

[repairedbywebs]

How sweet.

Are you better?