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[repairedbywebs]

I beg to ask - how are the enabled and the enablers faring tonight? Good? Badly? I thought as much.

Or the loud and violent?

Perhaps we all need a civics lesson in how to live together in harmony with our neighbors. Allow me to emphasize, then.

Be. Quiet.

Filtered to Cain Hargreaves//unhackableYour friend is quite charming, but she owes me

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[valentineluke]

Good luck in getting that.

[repairedbywebs]

Why thank you.

[warconductor]

Where's the fun in silence?

[repairedbywebs]

Relaxation. Hunting is done best in silence.

[warconductor]

But war is done best with music.

[repairedbywebs]

Only overly dramatic war.

[reaping_havoc]

Saya.

Question.

[repairedbywebs]

Yes?

[reaping_havoc]

Did you at some point fuck somebody in, around, next to, nearby, or on top of my car?

[repairedbywebs]

Why would you think that?

[bride_bereft]

Too loud?

[repairedbywebs]

Yes. Too loud. Screams, and nonsense.

[bride_bereft]

That's too bad, for someone who can do such good work.

[repairedbywebs]

You liked the parasol, then?

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[misterblackbird]

She owes you money? Why is that?

And I hardly think 'charming' is the proper term for her.

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[repairedbywebs]

A parasol, sold at the usual price.

I'm told I'm not polite enough. I'm trying for your Victorian sensebilities, Cain.

Who do I bill?

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[misterblackbird]

I should prefer that you billed Alexis Hargreaves, but you'd wait a lifetime for that repayment.

Fine. Send the bill to me. I'd rather this situation not get any more tedious than it already has.

I meant it was inaccurate. She's hardly charming to me.

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[repairedbywebs]

Then I'll do both, and get what I need.

She claims to have powers over all spiders. Do you know if that's true?