1. He kicks animals.
2. He owns "Ishtar" on DVD.
3. He has webbed feet.
4. He once went to a cocktail party, stuffed an olive down some woman's dress, and then went to get it back with his teeth.
5. His favorite game is "Pull My Finger."
6. I've personally witnessed him tearing off the "Do Not Remove" tags from pillows in Big Lots.
7. He's a

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