I have this need to shave stuffed animals. I want them to know how good it feels. Then I'm going to practice plastic surgery on their face. mix it up a bit. This all originates from the stains in my memories of the velvetine rabbit ( Read more... )

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Yeah so I smashed my truck into a brand new Lexus SUV.

Yeah that sucks. There was like two whole scratches on their bumper and my truck's face looks like a sad blood hound. What I'm trying to say is that my truck is now a wrinklely trucklely.

I got the whiplash too. There's nothing like a constant headache.

so what the fuck.

i'm the queen of asses and all the holes that correspond (http://www.cybergoat.com/) ...lalalala tonight....lalalalalalala tonight...under my bed i fly my kite under the stars at night and if you play yr cards right i will give you half a dollar...that's a whole fifty cents.

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Have you ever kept a coat for over twenty-five years? And if you did...was it all packed full of dust ( Read more... )

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