Reasons I Should Get A Job

[rescuetoaster]

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Comments

[openeyedsleeper]

you can do lots of fun things. you can buy me presents. you can get me a man (a cheap prostitute man-whore will suffice). you can save up for college. you can buy concert tickets and train rides to bamboozle. you can buy a car. i cant have a job like i would if i was at home, so you have to take over for me. the reasons are endless.....

[donttakemyname]

i second those