if you take enough pain killers on an empty stomach, your entire body will go numb.

I took my final. hopefully I passed. when I left the class, I felt an enormous sense of relief wash over me that I hadn't expected at all. I'm not even worried about the papers that I need to do and turn in tomorrow. I'm not sure if that's because I know I can do them and do them well, or if it's because subconsciously I know that I'm probably ( Read more... )

I have a mullet ( Read more... )

I am ( Read more... )

one hour, seven minutes and eight seconds later, I feel fulfilled. almost. all that remains now is to see my master in the flesh. wednesday...I shiver in anticipation ( Read more... )

all I have to say is:

OLD

MUGS

I remember having nightmares, last night, this week, who knows what night it was, all I know is that it was a night when I slept alone. whatever it was that the nightmare contained I don't remember, I just remember sitting up in bed in the dark of night and opening my eyes and thinking how horrible the nightmare was that I was trapped in, and I ( Read more... )

Your day breaks, your mind aches ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention that on twilight zone day, I wished for, and received, a transaction for the sum of $6.66. unfortunately, it was wasted on an old lady who probably would have shanked me had I pointed it out to her.

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