holy freakin shit on a jumped up cock cycle....i love carl so much right now....and by carl i mean charlie....and by charlie i mean my babys momma....i could go on for hours but i wont....and dude, leslea, who is wearing all black again, SHOCKER, is also doing that shit with the rubberbands on the outside of her clothes again.....and when she was ( Read more... )

who is also the only man that leslea is ever destined to sleep with....and just an update, leslea says that she is, and i quote, "only going for the dick now."...and everybody has to wait in line, i was here first....ok so here is the line, everybody take your ( Read more... )

PATMAN037 [1:45 AM]: i just watched a killer movie ( Read more... )

i have a little problem with anger management....and for real if my fuckin aol account wont stop being retarded, ima just get rid of the shit....i mean, i like getting online and everything, talkin to people and the like, but, sometimes this shit gives me this wierd little anger ball right in the middle of my chest and it makes me want to inflict ( Read more... )

...cause i think that some bitch, who will remain nameless(leslea), is going crazy....so were sitting here, in my living room, and she was like "holy shit! i have my watch on backwards!"...and then she looks and was like..."oh shit, no i dont. *giggle* i thought it was 9:01 but its really 1:06"....we all knew she was smart didnt we....so my parents ( Read more... )

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and if you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust ya ass....so for the past three days me and leslea have been GHETTO....and not just because we live in flint either....seriously weve been wearing fubu and sean john constantly since thursday morning....h to the izzo....v to the izzay....fo sheezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy.... ( Read more... )

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thats what leslea said about masturbation versus the "real thing"....i keep telling her that it will get less urgent for her but she doesnt believe me....shes in the stage i like to call the "IF I HAVE TO MASTURBATE ONE MORE TIME MY HAND IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!"....so does anybody want to "give her a hand?"....but you see, for leslea, its only ( Read more... )

woo freakin hoo hows everybody doing????oh im so glad to hear it....and hows the kids?...REALLY?!?!shes only thirteen and shes having a crack baby, wow....forget i asked....dont you wish conversations were really like this????i know i do....so let me tell you, ive been havin some fun these past couple of days....a mr. jon kuipers came to town to ( Read more... )