LGB is a Poet!

Oct 05, 2005 18:12

My brother had to write a poem as homework for his Gr. 11 English class. He was disgusted at the thought, because like me, he generally thinks poetry is emo and not "real writing". So to inspire him, I told him to write a poem as if it was a freestyle rap. I am going to share the first draft of what he came up with, because misspaprika thinks ninja_sheep and foodsthatcan will ( Read more... )

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Guy, I'm rolling my eyes so much they hurt! mayorofyourtown October 5 2005, 23:59:36 UTC
No country has ever seen a 9/11, a war, a flood
Except this one with a man at the helm

WTF?! Seriously?! That better be a really lame, insensitive joke or there's more craziness in Scarlem than I thought. Seriously, no one else has ever been brutally attacked by terrorists or fought in a controversial war or been flooded? Oh my God. And besides that, since I can't think of another 9/11-level terrorist attack, is he like, BLAMING Bush for what happened? SERIOUSLY. Is that what I'm actually seeing? I really don't know what to say to that, if I am, other than just to shake my head sadly at the youth of today.

a dictator... Couple of votes the other way...

I was going to say he won the election (as much as I don't like him) but then it looks like your GLB already knows that, so... what gives?

Unleashing terror in places
That didn't need him to meddleYeah, Iraq was sunshine and daisies under Saddam Hussein. *ROLLS EYES!!!* I seriously don't even know what to say. Was there a proper revolution going on in Iraq prior to the war that I ( ... )

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Re: Guy, I'm rolling my eyes so much they hurt! respectmyright October 6 2005, 01:17:32 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA!

I've decided I'm just going to laff at anyone who comments to this poem, unless they approve of it, since it's not mine and I can't respond for LGB. I will say, though, that I totally believe that it wasn't the U.S.'s business to meddle in Iraqi affairs and that 9/11 was partly caused by the disgusting nature of American foreign policy. I'm not going to say anything else about that because my views on 9/11 aren't exactly the type of thing that'll win me popularity contests even in left-wing circles.

Also, I think LGB was trying to say that no country had ever witnessed all three of those things in such a small time period, but like I said, I'm not him. I also laff muchly at you "shaking your head at the youth of today", since you're all of, what, a year and three months older than LGB.

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Re: Guy, I'm rolling my eyes so much they hurt! mayorofyourtown October 6 2005, 02:30:02 UTC
I will say, though, that I totally believe that it wasn't the U.S.'s business to meddle in Iraqi affairs and that 9/11 was partly caused by the disgusting nature of American foreign policy.

I'm not going to get into 9/11 specifically either because in my mind it isn't all that connected with the reasons I personally support the war on Iraq. I don't see how it's not the US (and our) business to meddle in Iraqi affairs when those affairs concern people dying from their evil government but it is when they concern people dying from pandemics, poverty, etc. If I'm going to care about other countries enough to help them fight disease and such, I'm going to care enough to help them fight other killers.

Pfft! It's still lame. And pfft again! I'm old enough to know better, that's how old I am.

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Re: Guy, I'm rolling my eyes so much they hurt! fightin_the_law October 6 2005, 04:17:37 UTC
You know, I have always secretly wanted to know what your views on 9/11 are. I demand that you tell me before we get married. :-P

I ain't got nothing much to say except that Iraq only had something to do with 9/11 if you were delusional, and the Bushies tried real hard, what with mentioning "9/11" and "Iraq" in the same sentence as much as possible in the run up.

And I love how if you disapprove of the war it automatically = Saddam LUV. You don't have to like Saddam to see that the war in Iraq has accomplished exactly nothing, and you don't have to go to Baghdad to hear Iraqis saying that Saddam sucked, but at least you could go to the store for food and not worry about getting blown up on the street. Al Qaeda t'weren't anywhere near Iraq until we opened up the borders and let 'em in.

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jackiejunior October 6 2005, 05:19:00 UTC
*adds to memories*

*worships YLGB's mad skillz*

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foodsthatcan October 6 2005, 05:33:41 UTC
Totally OT, but I downloaded the BSB episode of Arthur today. YOU MUST SEE IT. Francine totally gives a Yizzle speech in it. HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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jackiejunior October 6 2005, 05:37:19 UTC
WHAAAAT? WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? I MUST SEE!

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foodsthatcan October 6 2005, 06:01:13 UTC
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WJQ1W6P0

Just warning you, it's 120-something megs. (But totally worth the wait, of course!)

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