hear, ye, hear, ye.

it shall be known to thee that whom ever speaketh to Lisa shall spiral towards sadness and malice.

Let it be known that Lisa shall not speak unless spoken to, as to save those from involuntarily feeling those things.

"Irwin, what is the plural for 'goose'?"
"Geese. I saw a flock of geese."

"Brian, what's the plural for 'moose'?"
"MOOSEN. I saw a flock of MOOSEN."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjpQOKCOYw

There's probably something wrong with me that I think "Melt!" by Siouxsie and the Banshees is an incredibly sexy song. I guess it's because Siouxsie is pretty hot herself.

( Here're the lyrics for you enjoyment. )

is it wrong to want Dad to stop worrying about finances, "What I'm doing", and goddamn clean rooms and start worrying about how I'm not happy and just feel like, and am seriously contemplating, driving away and not mentioning a word to him ( Read more... )

I think, I don't know, my parents are giving me the option to get a kitten. as long as I do the kitty litter every night. I think it's worth it just to have something around that cares ( Read more... )

Come rain or hail or wind or snow ( Read more... )

I need the steady of you and i'd give you anything
That i could cut with sweet precision from beneath my tender skin
There is a way, there is a way that you could save me from this

Would you promise to be kind?
Promise to be kind