Comments | retarded_oscar: "Midget" Is Like "Nigger" For Little People

retarded_oscar

"Midget" Is Like "Nigger" For Little People

Nov 20, 2005 23:31

I was walking out of Best Buy earlier this evening when I saw it. A midget. Sorry, a dwarf. (Doesn't "dwarf" sound more derogatory than "midget?" I understand the offensive nature of "Munchkin" or "Mini Me," but when I hear the word "dwarf" I think of a bearded guy with a pointed red hat. Wait... that might be David the Gnome. Never mind.) ( Read more... )

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a_fatal_mistake November 21 2005, 14:47:35 UTC

What's gonna happen when you encounnter a midget nigger (say that five times fast)?

retarded_oscar November 21 2005, 20:33:42 UTC

Death.

Death is the answer to that question. Have you seen that one that's on Howard Stern? I think his name is Beetlejuice. I just Googled him but his website requires an agreement that you're over the age of 18 and I'm currently in a University computer lab. Whatever I'm doing it anyway.

It's nigmidg porn. I think I might have had a minor aneurysm. But a funny one. Check it, thank me later.

i h8 chu.

LOL lifestartsnow November 22 2005, 04:42:30 UTC

I think the "PC" term for "dwarfs/midgets" is actually 'little people.' They've even shortened it (no pun intended, but it did come out rather great, don't you think?) to LP.

Re: LOL retarded_oscar November 22 2005, 05:12:16 UTC

Isn't the medical term "dwarfism?" It's only a matter of time before the complain enough to get that changed. "LPism?"

Re: LOL lifestartsnow November 22 2005, 06:04:48 UTC

HAHA, prolly!

Oh, and that website for "Beetlejuice" is morbidly amusing. I bet he got his name from the way he was conceived: someone injected beetle juice into his mom, and VIOLA! she had him.

Re: LOL retarded_oscar November 22 2005, 07:14:58 UTC

That... or she had sex with a close relative. Either one.

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