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I miss TV. Lost, Survivor, 24... you have all forsaken me. I even find myself missing That UPN Shitstorm (Tyra's representatives have been in touch to ask that I edit and confirm that yes, I'm talking about America's Next Top Model Charity Case). And it doesn't help that all that seems to be on is goddamn soccer. I ( Read more... )

Since I don't really care for books or reading, I've been under the false assumption that Barnes & Noble and Borders were essentially the same thing.

Around Christmas I stumbled across Fuck This Book and was literally in tears in the bookstore. I almost bought it, but not two hours before I had had a conversation with someone about how I have ( Read more... )

Top 20 Singles of 2005

20: Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"This would've been terrible if not for stomp and clap beat, which sounds like something you might hear in the streets of Compton in July from teenage girls wearing airbrushed baby tees, gold hoop earrings with their names in them, and tube socks and standing in the spray of a fire hydrant ( Read more... )

I used to fall back asleep a lot in the mornings. Freshman year my clock radio was right next to my head and I'd inexplicably turn it off without remembering and just continue sleeping. When I moved into an apartment, I put it across the room so when it went off I'd have to physically get up and turn it off. But even then I'd sometimes find ( Read more... )

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I've found that I hate my poetry teacher. I mean that literally. I hate him. And it's not just because I hate poetry with every inch of my body. Some of the things he does should've been caught by somebody somewhere during his journey through the stages of becoming a teacher. A university official needs to be fired on the basis that this guy's ( Read more... )

I was walking out of Best Buy earlier this evening when I saw it. A midget. Sorry, a dwarf. (Doesn't "dwarf" sound more derogatory than "midget?" I understand the offensive nature of "Munchkin" or "Mini Me," but when I hear the word "dwarf" I think of a bearded guy with a pointed red hat. Wait... that might be David the Gnome. Never mind.) ( Read more... )

Dear self,

Be more interesting. Your sad, sorry journal is suffering because your life sucks. Stop watching MTV reality shows and go put yourself in some danger for the sake of an engrossing read.

Love,
your id.

'05 Movies: The 40-Year-Old Virgin


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1) Have you ever had a song written about you?
Well... you know that song "Jessie's Girl?" Yeah, I guess I'm Jessie or something, I don't really know.

2) What posters do you have in your room?
Lessee. Two Kill Bills, a Sopranos, and a door poster of Britney Spears before she became morbidly obese.

3) What do you hear right now?
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