Burn. Out.

[retardotron]

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

Everyone around me, and I mean literally everyone around me, is fucking right now. The couple upstairs are apparently trying to move their bed across their hardwood floor by the power of speedy pelvic thrusting. The throaty sounds I attributed to them are actually coming from next door, and whatever sexual entity it is that

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[retardotron]

He's an indoor cat and he's neutered, so he doesn't really count.

I guess it could be worse... I could also be neutered.