Rosie's got a new boyfriend
Victoria and Joseph have found each other
Monty's dead

Today was probably the best day I've had in a longgg time ( Read more... )

...I miss going out ( Read more... )

1. Can you cook ( Read more... )

"You can't make false statements," Trump tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements - and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie ( Read more... )

Another morning where I promised myself that I'd be in bed by 1, and now it's 3:30 ( Read more... )

Love bird, you flew into my window ( Read more... )

I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside ( Read more... )

So, by a raise of hands, who heard about there being a green solar flare that would cover the whole sky at 2 a.m. this morning ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm stuck in a strange place right now ( Read more... )