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Saturday's Alannisfest rekindled my lifelong urge to re-write the lyrics to Ironic.

I haven't decided yet whether it would be more effective to change all the verses, or just to change the chorus to "Isn't it frustrating."

Has anyone else ever dreamed about Sarah Palin's face? It looked really pretty up close.

I had a dream that my Gay Uncle was Oscar Wilde, but he looked like George Costanza.

“When I am President, I will end the tax giveaways to companies that ship our jobs overseas, and I will put the money in the pockets of working Americans, and seniors, and homeowners who deserve a break. I won’t wait ten years to raise the minimum wage - I’ll raise it to keep pace every single year. And if American workers are being denied their ( Read more... )

This is the best thing to wear for the day. You understand. You can always take off the skirt and use it for a cape. So I think this is the best costume for the day. I have to think these things up!

'Joe the Plumber' :

"[Barack Obama's] ideology is totally different than what American stands for, so I do question that..."

???

Oh right, he's socialist...

We got our ferocious on.


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I had to get ready all by my lonesome!


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