Things I Learned from Red vs Blue

[retro_future]

You know those shirts that say "things i've learned from tv/video games/etc"? well, I've come up with a list of 15 things I've learned from RVB!!

1. Elbow grease and headlight fluid is all a scam.

2. Flags are really gods in disguise.

3. Sniper rifles are used only as telescopes.

4. Tanks and bombs can talk.

5. If your girlfriend is a freelancer, then

Comments

[kiss_fromarose]

Lmaooo. Thank you.

[sons_of_aiur]

oh hey dude, awesome quotes dude, i think we killed kurt's brain my talking like vic dude, catch ya later dude

[pinkangel13]

6. There's no such thing as pink. Only lightish-red.

I am utterly appauled! Seriously, I am shocked beyond words. Actually, there is no such thing as lightish-red. Pink overpowers everything!!! I think I'll go sit in a corner & cry now.

[retro_future]

...man, you gotta get out of the house more often. Experience other colors besides pink...and green. There's alot of great colors like...blue...and orange...and red! Can't forget red!