i am a giant pink elephant with a hot girlfriend

but seriously folks

you'll probably feel better if you never talk to me again.

everything right now is a dream. with no positive or negative undercurrent. simply surreal. this unseasonably cold friday morning makes my cigarettes taste sour and my vision seem cloudier. lift yr skinny fists like antennas to heaven. a few hours ago, yesterday felt more like thursday than this new day feels like friday. maybe i'm not sure ( Read more... )

Even though red lights were run without any headlights on, and car keys ended up in a walmart parking lot somewhere north of Baltimore, the night (and early morning) were exquisite.

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Did you ever see that John Hughes film "Weird Science"? You know the part towards the end when the pseudo futuristic biker people come to ruin the party? I swear to christ that the bald one with the cartoony facial expressions is the lead singer of Midnight Oil. Go turn on VH1 classic. I told you. What a head that thing posesses.

I'm on a marathon procrastination spree. I've been browsing myspace pages since four o clock. This is terrible. The McCaffery essay is just not happening. I have no idea which Hamlet topic is basic enough for me to cough up three pages. I kind of feel justified though, for not doing any work this afternoon, because I have been legitimately ( Read more... )

I need a job. In Dupont. After a fucking glorious shrink appointment we came to the conclusion that getting a job will mean the end of my impoundment. Which is fabulous because now I don't have any excuse to be lazy and broke ( Read more... )

So I've become some sort of maestro on bass now. I'm on supercalifragilock-down and the tedium of napping, IFC, internet porn, and Nat Sherman queen-sized-lady-cigarettes-for-girls has forced me into mastering the art of bedroom bass guitar rock posing ( Read more... )

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Ok. So we got some bidis. They're little cheap Indian cigarettes that are wrapped in ebony leaves and tied with bits of green string. They taste like museums smell, musty and familiar. They're pretty delicious. However, they are illegal (at least in fairfax county) due to a nasty child labor scandal which occurred several years ago. The shady ( Read more... )