Jason (Blank)
November 12, 2004
Period 2 English

If I was the narrator I would prepare and train. By preparing this will help me get ready for baseball. This will also help me by getting into shape.

I would get into better shape by working out. Working out would get me into better shape because working out makes you buffer and you would be able ( Read more... )

Jan 909-XXXX
The Palace Kitchen
206-448-XXXX

• transfer # to BECU
• IRA }
• CD } talk to someone @ BECU re:
• A bills/deposits
  
  • verizon
  • us dept education
  • colorcenters
  • aflac
  • travelers
  • geico
• consolodate loans
• buy books 4 school
• buy notebook 4 school
• buy a pass
• schedule massage
• " " " dr appt 4 (????)
• " " " dr appt w/ kathie
• dishes, laundry

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1. Decide that you want to write something involving lists. Begin five different lists, erasing each before moving on to the next:

I. A list of reasons why a character (indistinct enough to be anyone but you) hates his (fictional) girlfriend. Come up with a clever reason why the list turns from hating her to loving her before the fifth item, which ( Read more... )

I tried eating a rose the other day and it tasted absolutely unlike Rose. At first, sitting in a deck chair on the patio overlooking the back yard, I tried just a nibble, a morsel of a petal. It was deep red and so delicate it nearly fell apart in my fingers but when I put it in my mouth it was awful and bitter and I wanted to leap out of my chair ( Read more... )

I always lie to the checker at QFC.

"Do you have your QFC Advantage card today?"

"Sure," I say, and I rattle off my Mom's old phone number. From when she was married to this guy, who bestowed unto me the privilege of spending my torturous adolescence in his house.

I haven't spoken to this man since I told him, sitting on the kitchen floor of my ( Read more... )

Excerpt from my Documents folder. File name: "Thing! for the moleman ( Read more... )

Attention to those who knit, crochet, darn, embroider, or who are otherwise skilled at making clothing ( Read more... )

The morning or the afternoon following the wedding there was a confusing clamor of disembodied voices, which woke me up, and when I opened my eyes to discern the location of the speakers, I was instantly stabbed by a monstrous flood of springtime sunlight. I found myself mostly naked in my cot, which had collapsed apparently. I instantly realized, ( Read more... )

We recently had a chance to interview local personality Conor Peterson about his plans to do the impossible: trek across the pass to Eastern Washington -- on his motorcycle. He was drinking rootbeer in a hurry, but we got a few questions out of him.
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Fine. You guys win. But I'm still hiding it behind an lj-cut. Actually, this one at least has one good bit of dialogue.
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