ok so here's my dream from last night it was pretty amusing ( Read more... )

Your sexual experience is like a street racer


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Kez will go to jail for ...

Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas

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Keszler's sexual nickname:

"Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love"

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Your Pornstar Name is:
Giovanni Diamond


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"tabeling." hoya palooza. midnight madness. navy road trip. JMU road trip. fairfield bambi/stag bbq. uconn road trip. VIP. game watches. camping outside MCI center for the Duke game. remember that time we beat Duke? "this place is bedlam." top 25. ND heart attack. win streak. orange throwing. 'Mamadou.' nodak. beating cuse. doggy ( Read more... )

It's things like this past weekend that make you think: "damn I need a beer!"
Then you realize that this past weekend was completely a result of beer.
and that thought really makes you want to have a beer.

Feb. 13, 1980 ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peter Keszler!

1. Peter Keszler invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Peter Keszler!
3. In his entire life, Peter Keszler will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Peter Keszler.
5. Peter Keszler is the ( Read more... )

Just wanted to document that weekend. I'd already done this but when i hit update it disapeared. Stupid computer. Any way that weekend like most weekends started on a thursday ( Read more... )

To:Georgetown Inv ( Read more... )

In the past 3 days President Bush, Al Sharpton, and Condelezza Rice have all come to georgtown. The last two were announced but the president just randomly showed upat a Black student association's Martin Luther king day celebration and started talking about how great MLK jr. was. I forgot Al sharpton was coming but i was coming out of the ( Read more... )