Hey, you've reached the voicemail of Private Leonard Church of Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm afraid I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave me a message with your name, network ID, favorite color and how long it's been since your last confession, I'll get back to you just as soon as my busy schedule of being worshiped by the masses ( Read more... )

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Name: Freelancer Intelligence Program Epsilon alias Leonard Church
Gender: Male
Zodiac Sign/Birthday/Age: Aquarius/January 29/about 4 or less
Occupation: (surrogate) leader of the Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha Blue team
Alignment: So very Chaotic fucking Neutral
Sexuality: None
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything that isn't ( Read more... )

L E G E N D ;
♥ - Neutral to dislike. People he doesn't know enough about.
♥ - Tolerable. Enough said.
♥ - Friend. People he talks to on a regular basis and considers worth his time.
♥ - Ally/close friend. People he's able to confide in and trust with the important things.
♥ - Crush. People who are subject to his infatuation.
♥ - Love. People he ( Read more... )

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