As Britney Spears once said, "There's only two types of people in the world. The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe". For those blessed enough to know Edward Lester Taborek, it is certain which category he danced into. No room was left unmarked by his undeniable presence. More often than not, Ed's quick candor and wit left others ( Read more... )

the first time i discover a new latte it's the best fucking feeling. sweet magic. me and my drink go great places, loving every second together. the new combination of milk, splenda, flavoring, and espresso changes my life. but over time, that same latte isn't so great. i say, fuck you! you're not the same? where's my tasty caffeine at ( Read more... )

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as a college student, i often get asked what i am majoring in and what i want to do with the rest of my existence (as if one's life progress can be determined by this). not only do i fail to accept that i will graduate one day, i fail to understand why what i have to say at this given moment has any merit. what i think i am going to do is most ( Read more... )

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i heard someone fiddling with the back door. alone, by myself, on the couch right next to the door, i idiotically opened it without looking. it was not my sister, but my mom's college roommate dropping off a present for my mom. she didn't think anyone was home. i think i scared the bejesus out of her ( Read more... )

there must be something about may 18, 2009 that can explain why i have been experiencing violent dislike for any and all basketball dribbling. there has been a regular amount of bouncing outside my window, but today i am ready for some serious playground shin kicking. watch out ballers ( Read more... )

last week UD was hit with the swine flu. four confirmed cases. i believe the hooplah is calming down. a few people wore gas maskss. carpe diem. if i had under-utilized apocalyptic protection, i would seize the opportunity to adorn myself in it as well ( Read more... )

wow. this has been a life changing 24 hours. last night i had nachos for dinner for the first time. incredibly delicious. i don't know why it has never happened before. in my life. liz just told me about stumble upon. this is amazing. so many websites. THAT I AM INTERESTED IN. this is blowing my mind. i had a veggie burger patty for breakfast... ( Read more... )

hey from school finally. i'm in degrassi withdrawl. there is this one person here, lets call her "sally". she is in danger of being bludgened by way of sprite bottle, brush, or rock... whichever is more readily accessible. i was not aware that a sally-shaped being could ruin my inner calm so successfully... or destroy my life in 3 easy steps. i ( Read more... )