I wrote this for amusement over the course of several minutes, so I apologise if it is bad. However, it should be pointed out that I was NOT writing in anything resembling my standard voice. Besides, this is intended to be a bit silly ( Read more... )

I should post something, huh?

So here is where I will post snippets of writing that aren't even remotely publishable, for whatever reasons. Writing exercises, if you will. Things that aren't quite a proper short story. Things too offensive to mail to the scifi rags. It seems as lousy a place as any to do it.

Watch this space.

I can't believe I have a livejournal. I feel so ashamed....