1. My cell phone getting run over by a car
2. Seeing a blind kid get pushed against a wall by a big, hulking, football player type at Mountain View
3. Getting a water bottle thrown at my head while walking out of english.
4. Having my glasses fall off my face and break upon impact with the ground because of the previous incident with the water bottle.
5. Awful ( Read more... )

We're gonna do it ( Read more... )

The Onanist is an online literary magazine based in Reno, Nevada, and everybody should visit the website to read a very short 101 word story I wrote entitled "CAR BURNING". It should be at the top of the page.

Here is the link to the site: http://www.theonanist.com/

Autumn is just around the corner. For my whole life, September, October, and November have always been fantastic months for me, filled with lots of wonder and happiness. I can't explain why, but there seems to be more love, more change, and more excitement in everything I do in the Autumn months, and that includes the tiny, day to day occurences ( Read more... )

"BOOKS I HAVE READ THIS MONTH THAT I AM RECOMMENDING, BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY GOOD"

• Oh the Glory of it All by Sean Wilsey
• Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
• Barrel Fever by David Sedaris
• Best American Non-Required Reading of 2002 edited by Dave Eggers
• Best American Non-Required Reading of 2003 edited by Dave Eggers
• Complete Stories by ( Read more... )

Good Lord, I feel delirious from mix-taping all night. I'm on one hour of sleep, and my ears hurt from listening to the first 5 seconds of a Tiny Tim song around 30 times because I couldn't cue it up right. At 4:30am, I realized that I recorded a whole side of the tape in mono, so I had to re-do it. Smooth, Stephen. Smooth.

The Strokes are officially the worst band ever. Download their new single here and you'll see what I mean. Use extreme caution, for the song that the Strokes very cleverly titled "Juice Box" may make you hate music forever.

This makes me very sad after remembering the extremely passionate love affiar I had with the Strokes two years ago. Oh well, ( Read more... )

The last chance to buy my Roland JX-3P synthesizer is now, due to some very unfortunate circumstances in which the buyer bailed out. I am asking for $200, (the suggested used price is $350) although that can be debated if you can buy it soon. It was one of the first analog synthesizers Roland produced in 1983. The synth makes sounds that are very ( Read more... )

( It's long, but you should read it. )

The demise of Black Feet has brought about the rebirth of French Quarter! Ryan Nelson has started a tape label and is putting out seven brand new songs written and sung by me. They will feature handmade cases made of the finest materials, and if one requests a tape before all of them are made, we will personalize them in a special way. The tapes ( Read more... )