the day after i wrote my last livejournal, 2 weeks ago, i fainted at school, and when i woke up there was all this spanish being spoken around me, and this lady yelling, "she's on a diet! she never eats! never!" and a big beefcake paramedic taking my blood pressure, loading me into an ambulance, while a group of middle aged cuban hags tried to ( Read more... )

hi i passed through the first of four levels of cosmetology school with the best grades i've ever received in my academic history. i am undoubtedly the smartest person in my school, highly revered as the most attractive and stylish, every lady is so jealous of be, and all the gay men slap each other to get to me first and light my cigarette. i am ( Read more... )

happy new year everyone ( Read more... )

after all this time and my journal is STILL posting in the future. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ( Read more... )

my sister met this lady who owns a boutique and she sells diy clothing described by coliene as "like these gross white t shirts with lace covering half of them or something...and a madonna t-shirt with mustard stains ( Read more... )

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orlando was a lot of fun, i know exactly where i'm going to put my salon: right in the middle of the the vietnamese districtbut far enough from venus and mars so that 15 year old avril-ites don't come to me begging for flatironed skunk colored locks. i want to set older asian women's hair in hot rollers, i want to scrub the scalp of a nearly ( Read more... )

everyone ( Read more... )

saturday night ( Read more... )

me and giorgio are going on a vacation july 21st ( Read more... )