It is a fact that this post has absolutely nothing to do with tits and ass. However in celebrating my over 1 year anniversarry of not using livejournal at all, I thought I'd yell to you all.

Hence tits and ass.

-Ivan

So I am now contactible on my regular run of the mill Ivan number.

But as I have lost all contact details, if you could please tell me who it is on the first sms you send me i'd greatly appreciate it!
-Ivan

Or until I post again ;)

It was SEVEN AM and I was feeling rather tired and unloved when I got a call from a very drunken englishwoman waking me with a badly imitated american accent ( Read more... )

LEARN MY DEEPEST THOUGHTS!!!! Or, whatever ( Read more... )

HAPPY DEAD GOD DAY, to each and every one of you!

Your laugh reminds me of
goats being tortured
by Saddam sympatisers
I hate your eyebrows
You smell like cat piss too.

Music coming soon.

"I have not sucked cock, or munched minge. I am a virgin, pure as snow. " says Tom. "Y'know, honestly, you heard me true. Neither have I slept with woman, man... nor you ( Read more... )

"Stop your fucking whining... You have nothing to worry about on this planet, and you want to die ( Read more... )

Something about Zen buddhism is making me terribly edgy. Or maybe it is just the overdose from the 15 cups of tea I've had today. Or maybe it is that I have Dillinger playing.

Either way, it's doing a great job at keping me from doing my essay... bahaha