I just danced around my room by myself for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. I was twirling and singing along and grinning and giggling and looking like an idiot, and oh my god, it was wonderful.

Yeah, I'd say this epitomizes my TIP experience:

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I remember watching Scooby Doo episodes on Cartoon Network over at my neighbors' house when I was little. You know how in each episode, there are always some monsters running loose and mysterious things happening, but, in the end, Scooby and the gang end up pulling off the "monsters'" masks to reveal criminals or the mayor or someone playing a ( Read more... )

Gosh, sometimes I am just so happy.

Mofo. I'm all sent to make a return trip to school- homework done, classwork made up, blahblahblah. My fever's gone and has been replaced by a bad cough ( Read more... )

It's almost one in the morning and I have to write an introductory letter about myself to my new English teacher. I am torn between wanting to make this woman feel like I am smarter than she is or kissing major ass. Ultimately, I will write a short paper that will adequately complete the assignment and demonstrate that I am a good writer, but it ( Read more... )

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Sleeping Positions ( Read more... )

I was reading about this Spanish soap opera and decided they should make a one-woman soap. It would be pretty intensexcore with bad dialogue and cliched writing, and it would be just as over-the-top as all of the soaps today! So, because I love finding new ways to embarrass myself, here is a sample of the TV show I have planned out.

( Basically lots of pictures of me acting this out so if you hate me or hate looking at me, don't bother. )

I am at my dad's and I don't think I brought my glasses, so I am sitting literally 2 inches away from the screen, craning my neck, because Chloe Ricke requested an update and I seriously am close to being blind. I will be legally blind, probably, by the time I'm 25 because my eyes get progressively worse and worse everytime I go to the eye doctor ( Read more... )