Currently playing a game that asked me if I needed it to update my system to DirectX 3 while installing. I love ( Read more... )

My son is never going to learn English. Want to know why?
Because instead of saying things like this: "Ohh! Did someone make a little poopy? Does the little poopy make the itty baby happy?"
I say things like this: "Are you happy now that your bowels have been evacuated?"
Yes, that's an exact quote. Ugh.

Sebastian has reached that age where children mimic their parents, and copy what they see them doing.
It is, perhaps, a commentary upon my habits that he spends most of his time obsessively putting things in their "right" places, and throwing things away.

I burnt myself on an iron about two weeks ago, and it got me thinking ( Read more... )

Okay. What really pisses me off about the whole I-have-roaches issue is that I'm the last person who should have roaches ( Read more... )

I'm seriously considering bleaching a wooden desk ( Read more... )

I used to like the internet. Back in the days when it felt anonymous, unregulated, untamed and unorganized ( Read more... )

The only music I've actually felt like listening to for the last few months has been rap. This struck me as really bizarre, since it was the only music I couldn't appreciate for years. Quite the change, you know ( Read more... )

My favourite band is the Manic Street Preachers. It's not about the music -- with the Manics, it can't be. They've been around for twenty years, and have changed their sound more times than you'd even expect with that longevity. I dare say most Manics fans would admit that only one of their albums really sounds great; I, at least, agree with that ( Read more... )

( I like this one. )