Adriana had canceled on me at the last minute. Not like I had a huge romantic evening planned. Instead, I sat in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn. Sighing as I flipped the channels, the words "Outwit, Outplay, Outlast" flashed across the screen. A million bucks for surviving 20 something days on an island with a bunch of strangers? Whoa ( Read more... )

heedmitch WTF?

That is all. *cringes and runs away*

I guess you could say that I've sacrificed love for love. If that makes any sense. I meet a girl and fall head first. Show her off everywhere. Public displays of affection. That's when the whispers start. "How could a sweet young woman like [insert name here] waste her time with Rex Balsom?" Everyone and their mother's brother's sister will warn ( Read more... )

Dear Rex ( Read more... )

I need a haircut. Maybe it's time to invest in those little teeth whitening strips. There's nothing wrong with a man getting his eyebrows waxed. I wish Dr. Troy would've taught me the proper way to raise one eyebrow, before he wound up in the loony bin. I need a date with a tanning bed. Wouldn't I look hot in cop uniform? (You know I prefer the ( Read more... )

...The Killing Club killer kidnapped me (say that 5 times fast) but I'm home now, finally ( Read more... )

rex_balsom is energetic. You've got the energy level of a small yip-yap dog. And, much like those dogs, I hope you get run over by an ice cream truck. Yeah, that's right. I said it. brought to you by interim32. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

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I am not the village idiot! *sigh* I can't believe someone would insult me like that. Okay, well I can, but still it hurts a little.Besides, I heard that the position of VI (as I like to call it) was taken by David Vickers. Previously held by Riley Colson, but he left town after a drug relapse or something like that. Previously, previously held by ( Read more... )

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