Stupid ship ruin Rexxie home.

Rexxie build new home other place.

This place too important for ship to damage.

Ship might die if place hurt.

*shreds Jayne's towel*

Ship say bad thing about Rexxie.

Make Rexxie angry.

Ship will pay.

*RAWR*

New flesh on ship. Make Rexxie hungry. Not understand why fake Captain want flesh on ship. Maybe for snack later?

Very strange.

Rexxie go watch Jurrasic Park now. Movie give Rexxie such nice dream.

Rexxie go deep in ship.

Rexxie break cool.

Very hot.

Girl fix cool.

Rexxie go try break again.

Rexxie get stuck.

Trap very long time.

Now, Rexxie free.

Nonloyal crew will pay.

Let Operation Shock and Awe begin!

Everyone away. Rexxie take ship now.

*sneaks into bridge*

*sees new T-Rex toy*

What this? What hell this?!?

*RAWR*

*pounces on T-Rex toy and rips it to shreds*

Stupid man. Think can replace Rexxie...

Must pay.

Rexxie think may have got River on side... not sure...

1. All crew grovel when Rexxie pass by.

2. Crew provide flesh for eating twice daily.

3. Flesh must be quality. NO RATS! Recommend ribeye steak for happy Rexxie. Small portion okay. (Am small)4. No having fun ( Read more... )

Rexxie read book.

Girl eat pill.

Girl get large.

Rexxie want pill.

Girl eat other pill.

Girl get small.

Stupid girl.

Rexxie talk to ( Read more... )

Stupid little man think he order Rexxie around! I show him! I show them all!! Muahahahahahahah!!!