Rexxie surprise. Was expecting "psychotic". This also true.

Rexxie
is intense.

You're no-nonsense, to the point, working all the time, looking to die an early death in a bathroom somewhere when your body finally gives out. Way to go.

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*RAWR*

Rexxie find C.Y.B.O.R.G. name.

Rexie cyborg now, not flesh or plastic.

"R.E.X.X.I.E. = Robotic Electronic Xenomorph eXperienced in Infiltration and Exploration"

Rexxie thought River friend.

River betray Rexxie.

No friends.

Rexxie dispose pig. No more pig. Now assume pig identity.

Rexxie smart.

Now make crew follow Rule #2. Give Rexxie flesh!!!

Rexxie now new plan.

Have pig disguise.

Trick crew and ship.

Trust Rexxie.

Then eat!!

Muahahahahahaha!!

Rexxie new enemy. Engine girl.

Rexxie know how hurt Engine Girl.

Get more nest stuff too.

Rexxie read new book. Book new favorite. Prefer eat not not eat though.

Would you eat me in a house? Would you eat me with a mouse?
Would you eat me here or there? Would you eat me anywhere?

Rexxie eat you in your house.
Rexxie eat you and your mouse.
Rexxie eat you here or there.
Rexxie eat you everywhere.

Operation: Wreck Coffee = Partial Success

Make crew irritable as plan.

Effect too short term.

Rexxie try harder.

New nest made.

See if stupid ship willing destroy oxygen supply.

Muahahahahahaha!!