Well once again i find myself at the library. I started work for the local warlord last week. One thing to be said for big oil is that they look after their own, they fed us pizza on the first day. Mmmm, pizza. Oh, and i got my first paycheck on my third day. How sweet is that ( Read more... )

Well, long time no type. I suppose I should post some updates. A Moment in the Life of Kris, that's what I'll call it. updates subject It's seems I'm going to be a father soon. Oh, and i just got a job with a big oil conglomerate. Did i mention i'm a father? I'm still not sure when the deed was done, it's still a little hazy, but I think i've ( Read more... )

Parkway liquor store has 13 bottles of screech in stock.

I need some fucking booze, so it's nice to see that pint bottles of Alberta Premium are being delisted, only $6.91 a bottle if there's still any in stock. I have just enough left on the visa for two(or i could bring my checking account up to -$32 instead of -$45). Other good news is that parkway liquor is the new home of the province's first and ( Read more... )

if this lump growing in the side of my neck is anything to go by anyways. tis about time, i was beginning to think i was immortal since nothing else seems to be able to kill me. *shrug* who knows, maybe i'm human afterall, though i guess there are some lower life forms that are far harder to kill than people so who knowws

> Sent: Friday, June 25, 2004 10:20 AM ( Read more... )

funny, people usually say i'm crazier than that.

How to make a Kristofor
Ingredients:

1 part intelligence

1 part self-sufficiency

5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Come closer and see ( Read more... )

Here's a good one from Psychology TodayWhat do your responses tell us ( Read more... )

I'm sorry i fucked another girl before we started dating. I'm sorry it happened the third day you blew me off. I'm sorry i didn't want to be a virgin for the rest of my life. I'm sorry for feeling guilty when i think of you. I'm sorry for feeling guilty while hanging with her boyfriend, when i was one of his best friends. I'm sorry for feeling you ( Read more... )