This will probably be the only entry whose subject actually has something to do with it. Well, if you haven't already figured it out, I made a new username. The time that I created "reznor_ismy_god," I was quite the infatuated Nine Inch Nails fan. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy Nine Inch Nails, but the more I look at it, it looks as though I am ( Read more... )

I think I have found my arch nemesis in terms of vulgarity and the gross factor. I can watch surgery up the ass, watch a man set himself on fire, watch documentaries about human roadkill, and laugh at people's heads being mauled by helicopter blades, but today I had found my ultimate superior limit. As a person who has phobias in relation to dots ( Read more... )

1. What Time Is It: 12:24PM ( Read more... )

I guess I could re-cap about my robo-trip last Friday. Robo-trip. Robotrippin'. Robitussin. Get it? Thought you would. Let's make it clear that every stupid act that I commit comes from being excessively bored; I am not allowed to use my car and yesterday I found out that I am not even allowed to attend sleepovers. That is the kind of horrid ( Read more... )

When will this weather go away? It's so travolting, man. Like Battlefield Earth. I remember seeing the commercials for that movie on TV when I was 10 years old, and every time I would ask myself, "Why?" The media just kept shoving and shoving that spoonful of manatee shit down my throat. They even relentlessly did special after special segment on ( Read more... )

I think I need a hobby. No, seriously. Or maybe a desire in life that is something beyond gastronomy. For most of the week I work, but on days that I don't (this week they're really cutting hours so I have a lot of un-needed free time), I have just gotten way too fucking lazy lately to even talk to anybody. "Eh, if they really cared, they would ( Read more... )

I am exhausted. I have been working every goddamn day of the week from morning until evening. And when I get home, all I do is eat and watch TV because I'm too fucking tired to do anything, like polish my Mike Patton CD's or something ( Read more... )

It's shit that shouldn't be taken seriously like this that does piss me off because nobody understands what I'm saying. It's not that hard. So I'm sitting at the table eating dinner, and this commercial comes on the TV about this new Kevin Bacon movie. Being that such an occasion is so rare and well, it's Kevin Bacon, I sarcastically exclaimed, " ( Read more... )

Of all things that people have chosen not to include me due to extreme criticism and ridicule, my parents made me go to temple with them today. A buddhist temple, that is. I know we're weird but we wouldn't go jewish that quickly. Yes, buddhism is great in the aspect that you are not forced to give into such bullshit like confession booths, only to ( Read more... )

I had an awesome day today, believe it or not. Hung out with Amy F. and went to New York and whatnot. There was a goddamn line going all the way around the block just for the fucking Magnolia Bakery. Are people that fucking slow in picking out fucking pastries? Fucking America, man; we're going down the shitter ( Read more... )