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WHO CAN SMOKE WHAT NOW!?

This is so fucking stupid fucking little whiny ass bitch all up on me about not being a fucking model captain I can't even tell her to go fuck herself 'cause she's like the only other person int he fucking school who gives a rat's ass about football and she's smart so she can do a shitload more than I can with the fucking team. Total fucking ( Read more... )

Um. Hi.

Haven't been in school in a while. Nearly lost my bike (again). This old lady called the cops 'cause I didn't fucking jump to move my bike away from her little fucking shop. Then it got towed. Then I had to work like fuck to get enough money for the fine,.

This is fucking ridiculous. I only ran over the time limit 'cause it took like an hour ( Read more... )

Carted The Devil Bat's fat asses over to the Seibu-Oujo game. Actually, I'm lucky. I got the skinny peice of shit.I think Ashizuka got the fatass.

Game was okay. New teams' pretty good, they've got this really... uh... invasive ...? offensive strategy involving the quarterback and a buncha recievers, but their quarterback was favouring this big guy ( Read more... )

Hiruma snorted and stretched, looking like he hadn't a care in the world.

"The money?"

Rui glared at the floor.

"Yeah, money," he said, jamming his hands in his pockets. "Like I've got it. Cute,"

"Guess that means you and your fucking lackies are my slaves, then." Hiruma smirked.

"You're a fucking asshole," Rui snarled. Sure, he could have said ( Read more... )

Book report:

Naked Lunch
By William S. Boroughs

What. The. Fuck!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/!1 !

Huh? Oh, yeah. Crush Deimon!

This is sssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking boring. The only entertainment I get is watching the fucking brothers twitch, scream, cry...

Y'know, they say it's harder to get off nicotene than it is to get off heroin.

That and the managers trying to molest the Deimon quarterback's head.

AND NO I DO N'T FUCKING LOOK LIKE A ( Read more... )

That survey thing everybody's doing.

1. Who was your first prom date?
Sayaka Matsumoto. Wasn't really a prom. After-middle-school-dance-thing. She was cute.

2. Who was your first roommate?
That would imply I got my own apartment

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
My parent's theory is that if you don't hide alcohol from a kid, then they won't grow ( Read more... )

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL! I CAN CONTROL TRAFFIC WITH MY MIND!

Oh, and whichever one of you rat bastards gave me the acid has until tommorrow to live.

Woke up and thought I had a hangover, but nooooooo. Having a hangover would mean I had some fun. Can't even see out my left eye, anymore. When did I get hit there?

And I bled on everything.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITSHITSHITHSITOFUCKFHCISHITBTICHBITCH!