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"Not even God knew of Lucifer's betrayal until hours before his decent from heaven-
there is no such thing as fate- not even in paradise. Only folly, circumstance, ambition, and rebellion." -
The cookie's fortune
A week ago, fortune cookie say to me-
"You and your wife will be very happy together."
It found a space in my wallet, and will stay there forever.
Luck,
Amanda -
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Sam: "Is bologna made of pigs?"
Mom: "Yes, it is."
Sam: "I thought so, it looks like pigs."
Mom: *Laughs*
Sam: "What? It's pink. 'Cept sick pigs, sick pigs are green." -
Do it
Sign this-
the goal is to get 1 Million signatures on this petition for same sex marriage!
Help give GLBT people the same rights as straight couples!
Sign the Million for Marriage petition . . .
http://www.hrc.org/millionformarriage/index.shtml -
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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DARWIN CHAV!
(2005-2076) R.I.P
Strangely enough Darwin had a most peculiar obsession of cigarettes from the age of 3.
By the time she was 12, Darwin was already outlined as "commander material" by their local terrorist organisation!
Darwin was expelled from school after stubbing a cigarette out on the principals ( Read more... ) -
Quotes
"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world. It's impossible ( Read more... )
