You know what?  FUCK YOU.  This is dedicated specifically to one of you who is my LJ friend; one who will certainly read this entry; one who will hopefully realize how much I wish he/she would go fuck himself/herself right now because he/she is full of shit right now and can't even own up to it. 

Because I love it when he tells me I'm wrong about Hamlet.

Today is excellent.  It's been pretty sunny and warm, but for some reason there is no outdoor commotion in our neighborhood.  There are a ton of kids under the age of 12 in our subdivision, so I thought this was odd considering it is Saturday and all.  I was thinking it would be a good day to mow the lawn, but I was waiting for Mel to get up so he ( Read more... )

If you'll recall my earlier posts concerning "Scottie," who lives in my subdivision's mysterious retention pond (seriously...it had a disappearing/reappearing/moving island the whole time this creature was spotted), you should know that he has vanished for the summer. I haven't seen the creature nor his island of spy activity since at least March.

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Does anyone else think Tony Snow sounds like someone who should be a mafioso coke dealer from Brooklyn rather than a politician without a colon?

Oh my god.  Candace Cameron Bure, aka DJ Tanner, is speaking at the Extraordinary Women's Conference at Olive Baptist Church in Pensacola today and I have to attend a baby shower instead.  I think my friend's shower needs to be moved to Olive Baptist because the friend having the baby is obsessed with Candace's Lifetime movie No One Would Tell and ( Read more... )

Those of you from Ohio who currently reside or visit friends in Los Angeles should check this out.  Starting May 22 you could fly between Columbus and Burbank for $10 each way (assuming it hasn't already sold out.)

I have more to blog about later but right now I must go get my hair cut and venture to the eye doctor.  I know you're jealous.

I thought I had finally made a friend here who was quite similar to me.  Her name is Rachel.  She's 28 and from New York.  She has a similar family background.  She has the same nose stud.  She is also blonde.  She even has a similar body build, except that she's 5'8."  We have many insecurities in common.  She also likes home decor.  Most ( Read more... )

Since Lesley asked, this is what I started with.

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