More Canadian Fucked-Upness

Yes folks, at service stations across the great white north, you can buy what appears to be a strawberry sundae-seductively named the "Bloody Zit."

Man I want one.

i had a really nice dream last night, after jon mentioned his trip. I dreamt brooke knew this guy somewhere in mexico and we went to stay with him for a weekend. (i think we rode this little miniature tuk-tuk thing not big enough for 2 people the whole way.) he gave us a room, and whenever we turned on the tv it played episodes of Ghost in the ( Read more... )

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OK, I was watching the Simpsons, or Family Guy, or something, and a commercial came on for kandoo baby butt wipes. Do they have this in the states? Is this a canadian thing? this frog comes out and shows a kid how to wipe his ass. I mean, bad enough that its called kanDOO, but...GOD!


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Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State ( Read more... )

havent posted on LJ in a long time. Decided Im going to cross post from what I put on Xanga for a little while to see if anyone actually reads my posts. -bat ( Read more... )

Come play.

Now when I click on a the URL or bookmark for my Xanga Blog, I get a happy cartoon insect and the following note ( Read more... )

so i go back and fourth between which i update more, though i think livejournal is the better service. unfortunately one circle of friends uses xanga, and another uses lj. and LJ only seems to load about 20% of the time in beijing. not that i update either that often...but for those interested, i have been updating my xanga journal evey now and ( Read more... )

Word of the day:

fabaceous: \Fa*ba"ceous\ (f[.a]*b[=a]"sh[u^]s) Having the nature of a bean.

Brooke, regarding the second phoeneticization, "Are those supposed to be tonal marks or the equation to describe the growth of a bean stock in fertilizer?"

Runner up for word of the day:

churlish: (chûrlsh) Difficult to work with; intractable.