Silly? CHECK
Like babies? CHECK
And pumpkins? DOUBLE CHECK (just minus the rotten seeds part.)

(Thank you for not changing my password or posting comments to other people's journals as me, or otherwise screwing with my account. I will take this as a sign that I'm not THE most disliked person on staff.)

HI I am rheyn and i forgot to log out in a public computer lab, AKA michigania staff and so now I'm going to pretend I'm Rheyn and write a little blurb about how silly I am ! SIlly silly silly rheyn. blah blah blah, i like babies even though they smell weird. also pumpkins that have already rotted their seeds out of conjunction with the season of ( Read more... )

the Wit

(69% dark, 34% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, ' ( Read more... )

Emeril's children are Emeril (son) and Meril (daughter.)

His wife is alive and well.

I always thought he should be the single (possibly widowed) father of a geeky kid with leg braces - whose name was NOT ALSO EMERIL.

Bring it Grand Master Thatch.

Top 5 my ass off.

There are virtually none of my possessions left in, at, or around the apartment. We (Mom, Pop, Sky, Hale, Zinser...oh, yeah, and I) spent all afternoon boxing, disassembling, and packing into the trailer. I get something like a Twilight Zone, bizarro moving-in feeling being in there. Tomorrow, priming the entire bedroom. Mercifully, they have ( Read more... )

WOW

Yeesh, I hate bugs. But more than bugs, I hate imagining the feeling that bugs are crawling on my legs.

Miggsy Lawson is the Honorary Chairman of the London (Ontario) Museum of Archaeology.


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"Before she got naked, this was a bowler!"