"Well kids just when I thought we'd never find an assistant coach I ran into this drifter hanging out near the elementary school playground.  He's got a clown costume in his trunk so we know he's good with kids, and pictures of boys in their underwear so he's probably had some medical training.  Well, I'm gonna take off while he fits you for cups ( Read more... )

I have to start moving stuff out of Andrea's room.  Like her computer desk and all of her clothes and that stupid dresser and mirror thing.  Then I will have room for all of my stuff, whenever and by whatever strangled route it gets here ( Read more... )

"You can put a donkey in a lab coat and tape a diploma to its back, but I'm pretty sure at the end of the day it still has no idea how to work a Bunsen burner."

It rained a lot here today ( Read more... )

So I think they closed out my credit card.  Probably sent it to collections.  Hopefully though that means that I won't be incurring any more monthly fees.  I actually have no idea.  Whatever it is, it's double plus ungood for my credit.  But whatever.  Can't do shit about it.  I have no money.  I have negative money ( Read more... )

Fuck.  My fucking bank account is overdrawn.  Fucking great.  Just fucking great.

So there goes $35 out the fucking window.  Shit.  I can't fucking afford that shit.  Shit.

An exterminator is supposed to be coming this morning.  So I have to be awake and wait around until he gets here.

I fucking hate my life.

I have a quote of the day thing on my google homepage, and I got a couple of ggod ones today:

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
  - Katherine Cebrian

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
  - Jane Wagner

Yeah.  That about sums up my life right now.  Craziness.

I'm trying to decide what color I want to paint Andrea's old room, which will be my room.  *heavy fucking sigh*  I'm trying to make being there more bearable by claiming the space or some shit like that ( Read more... )

Dear Margaret Cho,

I think I am in love with you.

Natalie

If I had millions upon millions of dollars and could do whatever I wanted I would just go to school forever.  That would be wonderful.

Because I love school, and the problems I have had in school were caused mostly by things like not having any money and having a fucked up roommate...