Oi. When i haven't been on livejournal for a week, i expect EVERYONE to stop updating and work their lives around mine. I'm afraid that's the only way it will work. When you plan on updating, call me first to make sure it's okay. Or just don't update. Ahhh, i'm only joking, freakychilds. But seriously, i'm not reading that shit. Not looking at ( Read more... )

...all you can do is put on big fuckoff headphones and listen to angry angry fucking music until you're deaf ( Read more... )

Hello all, how are you all feeling?

However it is you're feeling, i'm glad you're not feeling worse.

Things, undoubtedly, could always be much worse.

Now let's all hold hands and return all the animals to the moon together.

Today i ate some nice cookies.

Hope you're feeling better soon, there's always room for improvement - Leon.

To be perfectly honest, i have absolutely nothing to say. Have a nice day!

Okay, yeah, i'm just looking for another meaningless excuse to update this craaaazy thing. So in an effort to satisfy these needs, i'm going to proceed to list the top 25 most played songs on my ipod. I thought it would interest nobody, possibly even no one. Not even me ( Read more... )

In order to vent my frustration at the recent series of events in my life, i am going to post silly pictures of things i have drawn recently on that piece of paper that sits next to my computer. Fuck. Fuckers. What the fuck ( Read more... )

"thirsty" isn't a mood for crying out loud ( Read more... )

Ah, a homestarrunner reference. i know what's up and what's down.
YOU'RE down!
(what?)

So here's my magazine man:

( geoffery eglinton thorngood II )

-Whoever started the Zach Braff rumour gets castrated.
-Will Smith is a hottie.
-I know everyone but who i'm dating. That's dedication for you.
-Butt jobs are a weekly essential.
-I'm wasting more time... again... but that's okay, my script assignment for tomorrow is now sorted. :D